Wednesday, February 24, 2010

You know you're getting old when. . . .

♥ Your back goes out more often than you do.
♥ You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
♥ Your idea of a night out is sitting out on the patio.
♥ Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
♥ You shop for health insurance the way you once shopped for shoes.
♥ Your children begin to look middle aged.
♥ Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
♥ It takes twice as long to look half as good.
♥ Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

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