Confessions to the Padrecito
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been
Let's see, ugh. . .well, for starters:
My library books are all overdue
I've been texting while driving
I've "under-tipped" at a restaurant
I'm guilty of texting "OMG"
I regularly "sample" the grapes at the grocery store
I snuck into a movie without paying
I cut in line at Costco
I lied about my height (and weight) on my driver's license
So, ugh, Padrecito. . .are you busy next week? . . . cuz I think I may be back soon.